10 reasons to love Mr. Strawberry

1. He is soft like a strawberry.
2. He doesn’t cheat on you.
3. He is always available when you need him.
4. He is smart and has a scroll so you can make him hurry
5. He never leaves you unless you want him to
6. He always finds his place, even in the deepest corners.
7. He makes you smile and you’ll have a big smile on your face!
8. He can be your best friend and your secrets are safe with him.
9. And not only the secrets.
10. He doesn’t mind if you don’t cook, clean or iron.

P.S. Obviously, Mr. Strawberry is not a man. Not even a Superman. It’s an object, but is the best thing you must have around. By the way, it’s an all season dildo.